Cruises Suck.

My wife and I took a cruise a couple of months ago, and it sucked.  
We left from Puerto Rico going to St Maarten and some other St Suckshit island
( I dont remember the name, needless to say I was less than impressed).
For one thing, drinks were expensive.  If you find yourself trapped into going on a cruise, 
bring your own alcohol and ignore the rules they have for no outside alcohol.
Why did it suck?  Well the boat was dirty, everyone is pretty much pan-handling for tips, 
almost everything costs something, and it is f'in boring. 
One can only drink so much, when you sober up you will wonder what the hell you are going to do.  
Forget the excursions, they are a total jip, costing ridiculous amounts for next to nothing.
St Maarten was kinda cool, in that you can drink beer on the beach without fear of 
being tazed by the cops like here in the Police States of America.  
Also the beaches are nude beaches.   The age old axiom that the  
people who should not be seen naked, are the ones who like to go to nude beaches, is totally true.  
If I had it do over again, I would have stayed in Puerto Rico (which was cool)
 and forgot about the cruise.  

Below is a pic of me on Orient Beach in St Maarten, notice the Stella Artois, and the
less than attractive topless Euro couple.


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March 28. 2008 23:26

Atom

HAHAHAHAHA. I KNEW cruises must suck. People keep telling me, "Oh you should go on a cruise they're great". But then when i try to seriously imagine in my head what it would be like it seems just like you say.

By the way, are you acquiring mass?

Atom

March 28. 2008 23:28

Atom

Oh yeah, and what is up with that hair? I don't believe i've ever seen hair that long on a man like you. Are some kinda damn hippie, son?

Atom

March 29. 2008 09:38

Powerevil

Word up Atom!
Yes cruises suck bad. I have decided to never cut my hair again, to test the Samson hypothesis, namely that longer hair makes you stronger. Yes I have gained mass, indeed alot of mass. The reasons are 4 fold, 1)I am lazy 2)My back is super fucked up making exercise next to impossible 3)the older I get the less I care about such things 4)Beer. So I am fat and happy Smile Your icon is impressive.

Powerevil

March 29. 2008 23:57

Atom

You would not believe the list of random statistics that had to come together to produce that icon.

Damn, how did you hurt your back? Maree hurt her back really bad right before we went on vacation and she almost couldn't go. It limited what she could do the first week in NZ.

Atom

March 30. 2008 19:59

Powerevil

I hurt my back doing Army stuff the best I can figure, been bothering me for years, got alot worse over past 1 1/2 yr. Your blog is awesome by the way.

Powerevil

March 30. 2008 20:20

Jimmy

Like Atom said, I knew cruises sucked! You know, last year Michi and I were thinking about taking an off-continent vacation. I suggested a cruise because, you know, those commercials with all the old people drinking, dancing and having satanic swinger parties look cool. As soon as I said it, she said 'ew. Don't you know, cruises suck. And you get bed bugs.' So since she said that, I've asked a few people and the entire consensus is that cruises do indeed suck.

Your blog is more evidence!

Jimmy