My wife and I took a cruise a couple of months ago, and it sucked.
We left from Puerto Rico going to St Maarten and some other St Suckshit island
( I dont remember the name, needless to say I was less than impressed).
For one thing, drinks were expensive. If you find yourself trapped into going on a cruise,
bring your own alcohol and ignore the rules they have for no outside alcohol.
Why did it suck? Well the boat was dirty, everyone is pretty much pan-handling for tips,
almost everything costs something, and it is f'in boring.
One can only drink so much, when you sober up you will wonder what the hell you are going to do.
Forget the excursions, they are a total jip, costing ridiculous amounts for next to nothing.
St Maarten was kinda cool, in that you can drink beer on the beach without fear of
being tazed by the cops like here in the Police States of America.
Also the beaches are nude beaches. The age old axiom that the
people who should not be seen naked, are the ones who like to go to nude beaches, is totally true.
If I had it do over again, I would have stayed in Puerto Rico (which was cool)
and forgot about the cruise.
Below is a pic of me on Orient Beach in St Maarten, notice the Stella Artois, and the
less than attractive topless Euro couple.
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